Surf Squad Mugs

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I don't know who you are!"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Sex Section in the Library

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

'Busy weekend ahead?'

'You beached again, didn't you?'

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

'Your wave.'

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"My turn."

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

Moving Van.

"...my leash is a bit tight..."

Surgery.

Surfer's commute

Bulletin at Malibu

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."