Silver Surfers Pillows

I can be upgraded, can you?

Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

'We didn't mean to place an order online. We're just trying to figure out how to turn it on.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"This option in the pension is a little tricky. You can start collecting benefits when you're 58 years old, as long as you look 58 years old."

Senior Selfies: "Make sure you take two so I can have one."

Don't you wish you'd stayed on at school?

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

'Internet surfing is the number one hobby for OAPs'

Mobility Park.

"I don't know who you are!"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

The wetsuit preferred by 9 out of 10 executive windsurfers.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Free WiFi

caring for the elderly in Cuba

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

Screenior citizen

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

Man listens to shell by the ocean and hears options to download ocean sounds from an online store.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

"That's right, sir, you did book a table for four but you didn't say anything about chairs."

"To save me from losing it on the bends, I swear by a smearing of denture fixative."