Silver Surfer In Training Pillows

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Football Fans

"I don't know who you are!"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Menace.

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Rainbow violin surfers

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

Kite surfing.

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

"Excuse me....water!!"

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

Coffee Shops of the Old West: "Damn it Zeke! How many times do I have to tell you?? When a customer asks for a double shot...he means Espresso!"