Silver Surfer In Training Pillows

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Football Fans

"I don't know who you are!"

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"I came here to get in shape, young man! What does me picking up your bar bill have to do with it?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

We'll take a carpenter, painter, plumber...

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

Chris felt that, with diligence, he could teach Jack to hit a 1-iron by 11 months.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Life Extension Journal.

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Poor kid, his parents gave him a book for Christmas."

I can be upgraded, can you?

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Rainbow violin surfers

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Menace.

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

"That's just the meds kicking in."

Screenior citizen

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'

"Greatest surfer I've ever seen!"

Antiques roadshow: 'Yes it's definitely Silver'

'Daddy! Your hammer doesn't work good!'

"Nothing makes me feel so old as having to scroll down and down to find my year of birth."

Kite surfing.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

Coffee Shops of the Old West: "Damn it Zeke! How many times do I have to tell you?? When a customer asks for a double shot...he means Espresso!"

"Excuse me....water!!"