Team Captain In Training Pillows

Football Fans

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Verbal Orders

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Solemn Reference is Made to Mr Bunsby

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'