Silicon Surfer Pillows

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

TV-Man

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'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Baby on board.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

The World Wide Web.

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"I don't know who you are!"

"You've got computer-breath."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'Another nice wave.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'No surf?'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."