Sports Shoe Stylist Gifts

Robot Jogger

A women in a shoeshop.

Great British Eccentrics.

"I stand corrected."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Thank you for purchasing the first modular dressing kid for guys

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

I love tennis

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

'Do these come in blue?'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'Love the kitten heels!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Hurdles with Steps

High heel

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

Stilettos Sharpened

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.