Sneaker Stylist Gifts

'If velcro is good enough fro grandma and grandpa, why do I have to learn to tie my laces?'

Great British Eccentrics.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Snake Dress-Up

"Today no one, and I mean no one, could get the sneakers out of my mouth..."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Cat walking dog.

'Yes, but it was a glass ballet flat that I lost.'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'Millers said they travelled through Europe? Nonsense! All of their souvenirs have little tags reading 'Made in China'!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"No you don't young man....Those shoes cost me 4125.000, there's no way you're wearing them outdoors!"

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'Something comfortable and yet… unexpected. I like to run amok.'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."