Shoe Stylist Gifts

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Great British Eccentrics.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Hats and Food

"I don't like your application."

"I stand corrected."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...