Shoe Designer Gifts

At the Flip-Flop Quality Control Center.

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

Designer Shoe Dwellers

High heel

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Have you got any loafers ?

'I'm afraid that's the only color we have in a wing-tip. How about a nice penny-loafer?'

"Thanks to new insole technology, you can walk all over people and never feel a thing."

The Seven Dwarves of Shoes: Pumpy, Sneaky, Heely, Booty, Cloggy, Thongy and Monolo.

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

'I love these sneakers, but they're too expensive. Could I see something from his rookie years.'

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

'What do you think?'

'This new style should sell like hot cakes.' - 'It's big on the inside and small on the outside.'

'Love the kitten heels!'

"I just know I have a shoe design in me"

"They're cheap, comfortable and well designed, haven't you got anything fashionable?"

"I stand corrected."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

'No, it's not a spit polish. I just really hate your shoes.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Stilettos Sharpened

Adjustment.

A women in a shoeshop.

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

Italian Leather Cow

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Robot Jogger

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic