Designer Shoe Lover Gifts

Arr...Italian it be.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

e-shoes

A women in a shoeshop.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoe addict.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'You need brake shoes. May I suggest an Italian leather with five-inch heels?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

We stock ALL sizes...

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

No Swimming Allowed

'Best to keep downwind.'

'Wait! Those shoes are perfect to wear just once...!'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."