Shoe Innovator Gifts

Games Store Snow Shoes.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

A women in a shoeshop.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"I stand corrected."

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

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'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."