Athletic Innovator Gifts

Runner with a kick-starter.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

Pole Vault Rules

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Oh course!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I ran into a whittler.'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Bernard Hinault

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

The latest fall fashion trends

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

I've found the designer gene.

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'