Athletic Innovator Gifts

Runner with a kick-starter.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Oh course!'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'I ran into a whittler.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

Bernard Hinault

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

I've found the designer gene.

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

The latest fall fashion trends

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.