Sports Innovator Gifts

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Pole Vault Rules

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Cristiano Ronaldo

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

'Oh course!'

'I ran into a whittler.'

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

Self-Isolating Hamster

Castaway with a tennis court.

'Jogger's nipple'

Susan used her ingenious invention to carry on playing golf during the final stages of her pregnancy!

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Midnight in Minnesota

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

A man on a desert island fashions a bikini for himself.

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

I've found the designer gene.

Sport Darwinism

"It's no fair playing tag with him. He has a drone."

Early Treadmills,

Runner with a kick-starter.

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"