Snow Sports Innovator Gifts

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Skiing.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"A little help?"

Pole Vault Rules

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Possums that ski.

Fetching some fuel.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Not again!"

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Snow blind.

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing