Snow Sports Innovator Pillows

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

Skiing.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"A little help?"

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Fetching some fuel.

Possums that ski.

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

"Not again!"

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Snow blind.

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"