Snow Day Innovator Pillows

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

Staying Warm.

Phone Mittens

Angels making snow humans

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'I guess we should have expected a seasonal slump.'

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

You wouldn't believe the screams of joy I hear when I announce a school closing...and that's just the teachers!

Recycled Flake

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Turtle Sledge

"Daddy, is it true that snowmen fart snowflakes?"

Man sledging on his stomach.

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Remember you making fun of me for using a litter box? Well, good luck going outside now that it's freezing out."