Snow Day Artist Pillows

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Giant Snowflake.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Couple melting the snow around them.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"First snowman?"

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Snowman Driver

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

The Snowcow

Alfred Hitchcock As A Kid

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

Snow blind.

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."