Snow Day Artist Gifts

Rubik builds a snowman out of cubes.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"First snowman?"

Giant Snowflake.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Snowman Driver

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

The Snowcow

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

Snow blind.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

Violin Playing Snowman.

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

Global Forecasting Institute.

'Oh look! She's built a snow-climate change summit.'

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."