Snow Artist Gifts

Kid spray painting a snowman.

'Snowman is an island.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

Snowman Tips Hat... And Head.

"You should have come to see me sooner."

Your name written in the snow...

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

'At least you've only got a broken nose... I've lost an eye!'

Snowman's carrot nose is pecked by a bird.

Season's Greetings!

"Maybe we should wait until you're a little taller before you put the face on again, huh?"

"Of course I'm motivated to do well. I wouldn't survive summer school."

Snowball Emergency

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Football Snowman

Rude Snowman

"It's a snowman, dear. Assembly required."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Global Forecasting Institute.

'Oh look! She's built a snow-climate change summit.'

Jerusalem winter

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"I don't know Franklin; something is different. Have you had some work done?"

'We need to discuss Jonathan's future in snow sculpture class.'

Doctor and snowman

'Arnie's a self-made man.'

Snowmans dog takes a leak

"Double-breasted is making a comeback."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."