Snow Day Gifts

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

"Run along. Snow is time-sensitive."

"Gracie, look at my snow angel!"

"The tmemptmation wath thoo greath."

"I assume that he's taken a snow day."

"First snowman?"

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

Giant Snowflake.

'Why aren't you still in your jammies?'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Well, it looks like we all get a snow day!'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

"No one else is coming to work because of the snow."

"Yay, no school! It's an extremely hazardous air quality day!!"

"Yes, I am wearing a t-shirt and shorts. Thanks to a new app, snow is now warm, stays clean and can last all year."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Tommy!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Non-Denominational Carols

Couple melting the snow around them.

Winter Weather.

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'It is too snowing!'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

Trawling for Fish.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"