Winter Sports Professional Gifts

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Winter Roadwork...

You Are Here

Skiing.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Ice fisher.

Polar bear bowling alley

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Snowmobull

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Snowman

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."