Indoor Sports Innovator Gifts

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

Dog Walking Services

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'I hope you replace your divots.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Putting Practice.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Pole Vault Rules

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Television company new recruit

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Fly using tail as skipping rope.

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

'Jogger's nipple'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Bored with yoga, the very fittest neighborhood moms start up a "Running with Furniture" club.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Here, I've developed a pedometer that keeps track of how many people walk all over you."

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

'Sorry.'