Indoor Golf Innovator Gifts

Golfer putting into dead bear

Dog Walking Services

Putting Practice.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'Oh, this will be good! He just putted into a sand trap...our litter box.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pole Vault Rules

"Must you use the cat's litter box to practice your sand trap swing?"

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Cat Gets Hole in One.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Television company new recruit

'Ed says the 'smart money isn't buying furniture right now.'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Rotisserie Chicken Rope Maker

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

I'd love to wallpaper our bedroom, but it's too expensive. Not necessarily. Teddy wallpapered his entire room. What?! D�cor. For the cost of a few dozen movie magazines. And a fortune in scotch tape. Rolling Stone.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'We plan to introduce bodychecking and fistfights to the game.'

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

"He is very competitive. . . when he read about someone 'growing' a garden chair and he decided to grow a recliner and HDTV with surround sound system."

'You're right, there's nothing in the rules against it.'

'I hope you replace your divots!'

'Hey, replace your divot.'

'Spring training on a rainy day'

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."

"No wonder Barnes never leaves his cubicle. He built a 9-hole golf course in it."