Indoor Snow Pioneers Gifts

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

Dog Walking Services

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Putting Practice.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Zenboni

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

'Sorry.'

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

'Spring training on a rainy day'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

Surf fan.

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

Man watches a kite on television that he is flying from inside.

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'