Indoor Snow Pioneers Gifts

"Quick - it's melting faster than we can build it!"

Dog Walking Services

'I hope you replace your divots.'

Putting Practice.

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Zenboni

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Sorry.'

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

'Once again, Stuart was heading the leaderboard at the office golf open'

'Spring training on a rainy day'

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

Sports for slipper wearers.

'Dude, look. I took a snowboard and cut it in half... I think I just invented a new sport!'

"I can hardly wait till the nice weather finally rolls around again."

Surf fan.

He's made a putting green on the second floor.

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

Man watches a kite on television that he is flying from inside.

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'