Snow Scientist Gifts

'So, you see... Global warming is why it snows!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

North Pole

Deforestation.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Polluted geese

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Natural Disasters

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Snow Devil

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Bless You."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Giant Snowflake.

Earth stove

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

The sea 2050.

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!