Snow Engineer Gifts

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Pushy Dog

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

UFO Shelter

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Flake News

Ski kicker.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'