Snow Engineer Gifts

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Giant Snowflake.

Pushy Dog

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

UFO Shelter

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Flake News

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I love this time of year."

Ski kicker.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'You win. Go out and play.'