Ski Lift Engineer Gifts

"Riding in a ski lift? Me??? Are you crazy?! I'm not suicidal! I construct these things!"

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

UFO Shelter

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"C'mere, kitty. Come over here, kitty. Good kitty. Nice kitty cat. Get over here, you @#*% furball."

There was something fishy about this jump,

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."