Ski Lift Aficionado Gifts

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Ski lift mobile

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Clown Skis.

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Ski lift.

Ski Holidays.

Skier.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man chases after his skis.

Piste-side Hotel

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Balloon ski lift

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski-ball.

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.