Ski Lift Aficionado Gifts

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

Ski Holidays.

Ski lift.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Man chases after his skis.

Skier.

Piste-side Hotel

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Ski-ball.

Reindeer on Skis.

Balloon ski lift

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'