Ski Lift Enthusiast Gifts

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

Ski lift mobile

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Travel looks strong!

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Ski lift.

Skier.

Ski Holidays.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Piste-side Hotel

Man chases after his skis.

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Reindeer on Skis.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Ski-ball.

Evolved to Ski.