Ski Lift Learner Gifts

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Fetching some fuel.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Man crawls out of avalanche to see two rescue dogs relaxing.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

Ski-less ski jumping

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'