Ski Instructors Gifts

Off piste with Ulrich.

And now bring the girls!

Albert performed the longest ski jump of all times. Unfortunately, he couldn't enjoy his victory.

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Travel looks strong!

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Fetching some fuel.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Skiing at Sea

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.