Beginner Ski Enthusiast Gifts

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Fine. And you?'

Skiing

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Travel looks strong!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Skiing at Sea

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'