Ski Newbie Gifts

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

'Fine. And you?'

'First of all, relax.'

Skiing

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Travel looks strong!

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Skiing at Sea

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.