Snow Sport Newbie Gifts

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Skiing.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Skiing

"Whose the new guy?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Fine. And you?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"A little help?"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.

Ski kicker.

"I love this time of year."

Possums that ski.

Flake News

Fetching some fuel.

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.