Snow Sport Newbie Prints

Skiing.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Giant Snowflake.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Fine. And you?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Whose the new guy?"

Skiing

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"A little help?"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Ski kicker.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

Possums that ski.

Fetching some fuel.

Flake News

"I love this time of year."