Ski Newbie Prints

'You're new here, aren't you.'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

'First of all, relax.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Fine. And you?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.