Beginner Skier Prints

'Fine. And you?'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skier and his dog.

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skiing

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Piste-side Hotel

"Not again!"

Ski lift.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Reindeer on Skis.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."