Beginner Skier Prints

'Fine. And you?'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Skiing

Skier and his dog.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'First of all, relax.'

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Little girl skiing.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Piste-side Hotel

"Not again!"

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Ski lift.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."