Novice Skier Prints

Bunny Hill

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"First time pruning?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Fine. And you?'

Skiing

'First of all, relax.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Triple whammy."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"What's my collar size?"

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

"Ice rink"

'First time skiing?'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

Riding School Accidents

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

'You're new here, aren't you.'

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Learning to Ski.