Novice Rider Prints

Riding School Accidents

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Bob's Driving School.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Bunny Hill

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Bumpy Ride

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Ice rink"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

Learner Riders

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'Of course I can hear the engine knocking, that's why I've turned the music up!'

Excitable horses in a fox hunt

Man falling over whilst dancing

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

"This is my first root canal, so if you feel like screaming do it now."