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Riding School Accidents

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Bob's Driving School.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Bunny Hill

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Bumpy Ride

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Ice rink"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Learner Riders

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'How was my emergency stop?'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'Of course I can hear the engine knocking, that's why I've turned the music up!'

Excitable horses in a fox hunt

'Been playing horseshoes long?'

Man falling over whilst dancing