Ski Novice T-Shirts

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"First time pruning?"

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Ski lift mobile

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Fine. And you?'

Skiing

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

'It is too snowing!'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Skiing at Sea

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Brad Pitt.

Fetching some fuel.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Little girl skiing.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"