Ski Novice Gifts

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"First time pruning?"

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Ski lift mobile

'Fine. And you?'

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Skiing at Sea

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Little girl skiing.

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'