Newbie Skiers Gifts

Learning to Ski.

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Fine. And you?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Skiing

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

'It is too snowing!'

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Travel looks strong!

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

Skiing at Sea

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski lift.

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Evolved to Ski.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'