Newbie Skiers Pillows

Learning to Ski.

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Skiing

'First of all, relax.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Fine. And you?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

"This is a ritzy ski report - it's all fake snow."

Ski lift.

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Piste-side Hotel

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Evolved to Ski.

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.