Beginner Ski Enthusiast Pillows

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

First aid in mountains

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Fine. And you?'

'First of all, relax.'

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Travel looks strong!

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'It is too snowing!'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Skiing at Sea

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'