Winter Sports Novice Gifts

'First time skiing?'

You Are Here

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Ice fisher.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Polar bear bowling alley

The rocket powered skiier

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Snowmobull

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Hacking through ice in order to fish