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"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

Bunny Hill

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

I think I'd like to make a motion at this time, your honor, but I cut a lot of classes in law school, and I'm not sure if I should make a motion to strike, or compel, or set aside a judgment, or

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

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BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

San's old dog with old tricks.

High-Wire-Dip

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"