Unicycle Hobbyist T-Shirts

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Multitasking executive dog

Superman Going On Vacation.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Must Adopt As A Pair.

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'Oh course!'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

"I thought since I was able to fix our computer. It turns out that the computer is a little more complicated."

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

Bike Wash

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'