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'Oh course!'

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

Hockey.

'I did not say you'd be famous after two or three shows! These things take time!'

Early attempts at the unicycle failed. Until the invention of the seat.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Multitasking executive dog

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Suburban street.

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

Fume detector

Planet Lover

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

San's old dog with old tricks.