Unicycle Adventurer Gifts

'Oh course!'

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

Small car with unicycle on roof.

Hockey.

'I did not say you'd be famous after two or three shows! These things take time!'

Early attempts at the unicycle failed. Until the invention of the seat.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Multitasking executive dog

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Suburban street.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Speed Bump Ahead.

"I'm worried about Jenkins. He went in three days ago and hasn't come out."

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

Anthropomorphism Laboratory.

'Oh heavens, this little hat makes me look ridiculous.'

Clown on a motorised unicycle.

'Baxter! I should have known I'd find you by the water cooler!'

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.